THE DOSE

SUBMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY OPEN.

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EMAIL SUBMISSION ADDRESS
The Dose submissions should be sent to TheDoseHumor@gmail.com.

Please paste your work within the body of your email. Unfortunately, no attachments or links will be looked at. See, we would be especially disappointed if they were linked to a server in Moscow.

 Novel submissions should be sent to our mailing address.

LENGTH
Submissions must contain 1,200 words or fewer, the pithier the better.

FORMATTING
Please include your name. Again, please include your name. Write your piece title and personal information as follows:

[story title]
[author’s name]
[email address]
[twitter handle]

WE CAN ONLY ACCEPT NEW WORK
No previously published Twitter threads, blog posts, or Facebook rants can be published. However, we’d love the idea of a FAUX Twitter thread, blog post, or Facebook rant.

PAYMENT
While we at Roundabout Press are working toward a business model that can sustain our artists, The Dose is currently one person working out of her parents’ house. We hope to one day offer more to our fellow writers.

RIGHTS
You retain copyright to your own work that is published on our site. Your published work will continue to live on our site and within our archives.

RESPONSE TIME
Please be patient, as our editor is currently in negotiations with her mother to get her old room back. If you don’t hear back from us within a month, please send a follow up email.